A proclamation from his most formidable majesty King Coyle of Grade 8 unto his subjects in the land of M1.
1.All Indian Rupees are now worthless. Only History dollars, issued by the Royal Mint, shall be used to pay Royal Taxes and Fees.
2.All classroom documents and technology, such as homework, journals and hand-outs must bear a Royal Stamp, which shall be purchased from King Coyle, for $10 History Dollars or they will not be considered legal and will not be allowed to be turned in.
3.King Coyle shall approve all books, newspapers, and pamphlets, for appropriate content. It shall be forbidden to bring reading material that is not approved by King Coyle in class.
4.The King shall appoint all public officials, including the Mayor and Sheriff, and all Judges for court cases, to insure their loyalty to King Coyle of M1.
5.There shall be a curfew in M1 of 8:25AM, and nobody is permitted to leave unless attending an activity approved by King Coyle.
6.All citizens of M1 shall attend the Church of King Coyle, Sundays, at 10:00 AM. in M1 of the Middle School. All other churches shall be closed.
7. No citizen of M1 is permitted to own a gun, rifle, or weapon of any kind.
8.Those who speak out against King Coyle or any of his policies shall be guilty of Treason and given 30 minutes of after school detention.
It was injustice that he made us pay taxes without our permission. He took all the rights we had and made us pay for them. It was funny to see people complain about the amount of money they had to pay or the amount they got to receive. Those people went under Treason, or to Georgia. some people had a whole lot of money but then they complained and got all of it taken away.